Thursday, December 20, 2018

Clive Barker's Jericho: Introduction


“…and God created The Firstborn in his own image.  An entity neither male nor female, dark nor light; a singular being that was both beautiful and terrible to behold.  Disturbed ty the power of his creation, God left it unfinished, banishing The Firstborn from reality to the Abyss, forsaken and unloved.”

These are some of the opening lines of Clive Barker’s “Jericho” a very mediocre, yet all around awesome, game released in 2007, developed by MercurySteam and published by Codemasters.  “Jericho”, despite being relatively well-known as a pile of complete crap, has gone mostly forgotten to time.  It wasn’t good enough to make an impact and it wasn’t bad enough to be memorable.

Monday, June 25, 2018

Resident Evil VII


A return to form.  Resident Evil is finally a Resident Evil game again.  These are the things I kept hearing about the first person survival horror game known as Resident Evil VII.  Finally, save rooms are back, storage boxes are back and limited inventory is back.  Finally, your player character is a vulnerable horror protagonist, rather than a wacky action hero, punching boulders or roundhouse kicking zombies in the face.  After seeing some proper gameplay, I had high hopes that mainline Resident Evil was, in fact, coming back home.  So, the question is, did it really come back home or was Resident Evil VII even more detached from the core franchise than RE4 and its successors?

We’ll start with answering the above.  No, no it is not a return to form, the game is, in fact, more different from its predecessors than even RE4 could ever have hoped to be.  Resident Evil VII is less a Resident Evil game, than it is an amalgamation of gritty American slasher movies like Texas Chainsaw and scary little girl horror, with some bio-terror thrown in.  Oh sure, the game has you running to save rooms and managing your inventory, but that’s not enough to really consider this a return to the franchise’s roots.  Resident Evil: Revelations already did that and frankly, did it better.

Resident Evil VII often feels like it’s going through some sort of identity crisis, it isn’t sure if it wants to be a campy Resident Evil game, if it wants to be campy slasher horror, if it wants to be grim and serious or if it wants to be J-horror.  People may give RE5 and RE6 shit for how straight faced they can get, but they’re consistent with themselves.  People separate RE4 from the lot, saying the camp was intentional, but it wasn’t.  Like RE5 and RE6, they weren’t trying to be ironic and like RE5 and RE6, the “ironic” camp is the result of Japanese writers attempting to write cool American action heroes.  Resident Evil VII’s camp, on the other hand, feels more artificial and intentional, given many of the game’s campier elements are mostly just references to other horror camp.  So on one hand, we’ve got this self-serious horror story and on the other, it’s a celebration of horror and camp.

The mishmash of Texas Chainsaw with the more Japanese imagery of spooky ghost girls with long hair, doesn’t help in making the game feel consistent with itself or the franchise it’s part of.  The game starts feeling even more out-of-tune with itself when Mia, the protag’s wife, decides that she’s in an Evil Dead movie and goes Deadite, complete with cursing and the campy growly voice.  It’s just a weird inconsistent homage to other horror media.  Game starts off on a spooky Southern estate.  Becomes a found footage flick, complete with a nod to Blair Witch, and then it’s Evil Dead, with your Deadite girlfriend chasing after you and lopping off your arm with a chainsaw, just in case you didn’t get the reference.  This is all within the first twenty minutes, before the game proper even starts.

This identity crisis also find their way into the gameplay.  Having been clearly inspired by many of the modern stealth/hiding simulator horror games, RE7 often has you fleeing from, and sneaking around, immortal enemies.  So in some moments, the game is a modern horror stealth/hiding simulator and in others, it’s traditional survival horror.  Unstoppable characters, however, are kind of the antithesis of survival horror.  A major point of the genre, especially in classic Resident Evil, is to conserve and wisely use the supplies and ammunition given you.  You're expected to kill things, but you have to kill wisely.  Even with similar enemies like Nemesis, the monster could be dealt with.  You had options. Do you want to run away from the monster and risk running into some difficulty when exploring areas for key items or do you risk wasting your resources, potentially making future areas more difficult?  There are no choices when it comes to the Bakers.  You’re not wrestling with any decisions here, you know they cannot be killed or incapacitated, so you just do what you’re expected to do in all these games, you run.  These unstoppable enemies create further issues outside of the inconsistencies brought on by two poorly fused gaming horror genres and the issue is that they're tedious.

The Baker AI, frankly, isn’t very good.  These unstoppable enemies are easy to evade and easier to hide from.  As a result, there’s really no horror or tension when the Bakers are around, as would be in something like Alien: Isolation.  They’re really just annoying.  You dread them not because they’re terrifying, unstoppable monsters, you dread them, because they slow progress and they’re too stupid to make encounters with them thrilling or rewarding.  You don’t feel that sense of catharsis when you outsmart and narrowly avoid one of the Bakers.  All you feel is a sense of tedium.  They’re not here to present any challenge or threat, they’re just here because they were on Capcom’s checklist of modern horror gaming tropes.

I think my biggest grip with the game’s inconsistency though, is how much the game throws at Ethan.  He’s supposed to be a rookie, we’re supposed to feel weak in his shoes, because he’s not a badass like Chris Redfield.  He’s weak, he’s inexperienced.  Despite this, Ethan ultimately feels more unstoppable than the entire cast of RE6, which includes a woman with a Wolverine like healing factor.  Ethan takes more punishment than previous protagonists and barely seems phased by any of it. He is stabbed countless times by Mia, gets a knife through his hand, then gets a screwdriver through the same hand and finally, he loses that same hand. What's he do? He casually picks it up, finds a handgun, says "Okay, fine." as if Mia chopping his hand off is just a mild irritation he's finally going to deal with.  Then he enters combat with his chainsaw wielding Deadite wife and he fucking wins. Guy is bleeding out a stump where his hand once was, probably has a dozen or so knife wounds and he still beats his Deadite wife, who just minutes ago had the strength to throw him up a flight of stairs and later through a fucking wall.  The game has the same problem Tomb Raider (2013) did. It goes straight to 11 from the start, with how much they physically punish the player character and then it expects me to feel like he’s weak and helpless.  It just doesn’t work and, again, goes to further create an odd inconsistency in how the game presents itself.  It wants me to feel weak and helpless, while at the same time throwing Ethan through the wringer and having him just walk it off like a bad hangover.

That’s not to say the game doesn’t have its moments or that it’s all bad.  Despite these issues, I did have a good time with Resident Evil VII and I’ll definitely be playing through it again on higher difficulties to get all those sweet unlocks and the like.

For the positives.  The latter half of the game, is thankfully more consistent.  Once we get past mom and pop Baker the game starts to pick up.  Lucas Baker, for instance, is a far more interesting and menacing antagonist character than either of the elder Bakers.  He's also the most entertaining to deal with.  Unlike his parents, he doesn’t stalk an area, instead he lays traps around for the player to get caught in.  This section provides a break from the tedium of sneaking past bad AI and, instead, expects the player to pay closer attention to their surroundings.  It’s not challenging in the least, but I’ll admit it was a refreshing change and enjoyable change.  Lucas’ section seems most like an homage to the SAW flicks, as there’s more an industrial look to his areas and he enjoys speaking to Ethan through televisions.  He also gets off on trapping people in small death rooms, complete with riddles and puzzles for elaborate traps.  His section is definitely a highlight of the game, because of his manic personality and the more inspired trap/puzzle set-up.  Still, Lucas isn’t the best part, a highlight for sure, but not the best.  That award goes to Mia.

Once we’re finished with Lucas and once Ethan takes a nap, handing Mia temporary protagonist duties, the game finally gets really good and drops the references to horror camp and starts to focus on horrible bio-weapons.  In essence it starts feeling a little more like Resident Evil.  This section is also benefited from the fact that Mia is just a more competent and interesting protagonist than Ethan.  For starters, she follows the lineage of characters like Ada Wong, in that she’s something of a secretive double agent, though with a little less femme fatale.  She’s also just more fun and empowering to play.  The moment you take control of her in a flashback, when she pulls out a fucking sub-machine gun and coolly searches for a self-aware and increasingly psychotic bio-weapon, while calmly fighting said bio-weapon’s dangerous minions, you know she’s far more capable than her husband. The game does a good job conveying this, not just through narrative, but through gameplay.  Enemies are nerfed and much easier to take down when playing as Mia.  In this regard, she feels more like a classic RE character, she's competent and not just because the plot gives her super armor.  Mia just feels better to play, because her section doesn’t feel inconsistent with itself like Ethan’s does.  She’s presented as competent and therefore is.  The game even gives reason why she’s meek and scared for a good portion.  She’s got some mild amnesia and doesn’t quite remember what happened before she arrived at the Bakers’ residence.  Amnesia isn’t the best writing, but hey, at least it’s consistent and explains why she’s not a collected badass like she is in the flashback.

The writing and characters, which I’ve so far failed to mention, are also kind of flat and just as confused as the rest of the game.  The first big issue is just how stupid the whole set-up of the game is.  Ethan just decides to continue pressing forward, despite all indications telling him he’s in a bad place and should get the fuck out of there.  This isn’t some James Sunderland like character, who’s motivated to trek into a spooky place because unconscious guilt draws him to this place of punishment.  This is just some dude, whose wife has been missing for three-years and just turns up in bum fuck Louisiana, in a creepy dilapidated estate with saws and animal heads decorating a side entrance.  I get horror characters need to act stupid, but this is pretty up there in terms of really, really dumb, unbelievable decisions in horror media.

The biggest question all over this game, however, is the tanker and the Baker estate.  Some missing oil tanker running aground in some Louisiana bayou is bound to draw some attention.  Sure, the ship was missing, but it clearly wasn’t far from shore and a map in the end credits marks the last location of the ship.  No one looked for it in those three-years and if they did, no one decided to maybe check if some of its remains washed up onshore?  There are also dozens of people who went missing in this area and some investigations are said to have occurred.  Yet the tanker draws no attention.  Blue Umbrella knows about it, so you'd think the authorities would've noticed a big ass tanker just hanging out by some random Louisiana farm, which is also around the same place people have gone missing.  Three-years and there were no other investigations?  Maybe I missed some document indicating why no one other than a private military organization and some other bio-weapons company knew where the hell the Annabelle was.

Also, what the hell is up with the Baker’s house?  I get it was renovated by a company likely working off of the same wacky shit thrown together by the guy who helped oversee design of the Spencer Mansion, but it doesn’t make sense here.  Why is this family just okay with random dog head emblems locking their front door?  Why do they have shadow puzzles which open up secret passageways into their den?  Why do they have a clock puzzle in their room, which opens up a passageway to the basement?  Why do they have such a HUGE basement with a full generator room, an incinerator and a fucking morgue?  Why do they have a shotgun statue, which locks you in the room if you remove said shotgun?  These were normal people prior to the infection and many of these renovations were shown to have been contracted long before they were infected.  The Spencer Mansion design makes some sense in universe.  It was an intentionally wacky booby trap filled place and it was owned by a weird eccentric who hired an eccentric designer to oversee its production.  Same goes for the RPD building.  It’s silly, but it’s also part of the bad camp charm of the original games.  REVII is just too grounded for this zany shit to fly without reasonable explanation.

Anyway, the writing.  Ethan’s not the most strongly written of protagonists, he’s pretty bland in fact.  Occasionally, they spice things up with a one liner here or there, but, again, they just feel inconsistent with the character we’ve been presented with.  One minute, he’s freaking out about some centipedes crawling around a tight corridor he’s creeping through, the next he sees an older woman turn into a human/spider hybrid and remarks “That’s special.”  He alternates between being a corny one-liner spewing Leon clone and a scared husband trying to save his wife.

Mia, while being more interesting, is still pretty under developed as a character.  Her whole shtick is neat, with her having a double life and working with a shadowy company or some such, playing caretaker to a bio-weapon.  Beyond that though, there’s not much to her and she’s just kind of hard to endear to as a player, given our first meeting her ends with her attempting to kill us with a chainsaw.

The Bakers are just psychotic yokels.  The performances are good, especially from Jack, but they’re your typical redneck murder family.  Zoe is also just as uninteresting as Mia and her relatives.  She calls us on the phone a few times, we meet her in person once and then she’s gone from the game.  There’s not much to her, other than being the cryptic/helpful phone lady.

It’s all just so basic, which is odd considering this is the same guy who wrote the much praised Spec Ops: The Line, a game which played with stereotypes nicely.  Here, he’s just offering a by-the-numbers horror plot, with the gritty tone of the Platinum Dunes Chainsaw movies, the bio-weapons shenanigans of traditional RE and a myriad horror references.  While all this stuff can be good and could even be potentially awesome together, REVII’s plot is ultimately less than the sum of its parts.

At the end of the day, REVII is a good game, a flawed game, but a good one.  I didn’t hate my time with it, but I do hope this isn’t the kind of stuff we’re looking at for the future of the series.  Say what you will about Resident Evil 6, but at least it’s a Resident Evil game, over-the-top action and all.  This?  Other than the bit with Mia, not so much.

Friday, September 15, 2017

Doom 2016

Doom 2016 was a disappointment, at least for me.  I know it was praised as a return to roots for the franchise and a return to form for the FPS-genre, but I can’t help but disagree on both accounts.  Doom 2016 isn’t a return to its roots, it’s just as much a far cry from classic Doom as Doom 3 was.  Doom 2016 certainly isn’t a return to form for the genre.  The FPS-genre had gotten along just fine before Doom 2016 came around and enjoyed its fair share of run-n-gun shoot ‘em ups, both with and without some modern conventions.  Even BioShock: Infinite, was doing the kickass triple-A take on arena combat and did so with a lot more style and substance and with an even greater emphasis on momentum.  If you’re still with me and you aren’t lighting your torches and sharpening your pitchforks, let’s really get into exactly why I think Doom 2016 just isn’t the second coming.

Friday, March 24, 2017

Persona 3 - Female Protagonist

Generally, I wouldn’t think a second, gender-swapped, playthrough of a game would merit another review, but P3P just happens to be an exception.  For the most part, games that allow the player to pick between a male and a female don’t really offer a different experience.  Your pronouns are changed, the VA is different and you can bunk with the dudes if the game has a romance option.  These things aside, the core experience, character interactions and story remains the same.  As if to say “screw your traditions” P3P goes the extra mile by completely changing many relationships, offering whole new ones and giving the female protagonist an altogether different feel than what you get in the original.

Wednesday, June 22, 2016

Persona 3 (Kinda Sorta Mildly Spoiler-y) Review

Well, I take back my original comments on “Persona 4” wherein I state it’s the greatest thing I’ve ever played.  Back then, I didn’t know, I just didn’t know at all how much better its predecessor was on almost every level.  That’s not to take away from “Persona 4” at all, the game is superb and I immensely enjoyed my time with it and plan to return to Inaba for some more shenanigans in the near future.  Still though, aside from some technical aspects, better dungeons and more refined Social Links, “Persona 4” comes nowhere close to touching “Persona 3”, not from a narrative and thematic perspective, nor does it come close in terms of challenge.

Wednesday, February 24, 2016

The 3rd Birthday - a rant

To start this off, I have a love/hate relationship with this game.  On the one hand, it’s a fun, kinetic and challenging little action/RPG hybrid.  Even on the normal difficulty, the game is extremely unforgiving with a decent learning curve, leading to a frustrating, but rewarding experience.  Top off the sleek action and presentation with a relatively deep customization system and you’ve got one hell of a game on your hands.  I’ve played through it about four times now and still, the game is as cathartic and interesting as when I first booted it up.  On the other hand though, this game is a complete fucking asshole and practically goes out of its way to ruin the legacy of a character and franchise I cared very much about.

Monday, November 2, 2015

Corpse Party: Blood Drive (wherein I rant, a lot)

Well, this is the final chapter in what has been dubbed the Heavenly Host Saga and, well, it was kind of a disappointment.  Now I’m not saying the game was bad, not by a long shot, but compared to its predecessors, especially the original PSP remake that started the trilogy, it’s rather lackluster.  From gameplay issues to story and character problems, Corpse Party: Blood Drive, while occasionally very inspired, often feels less like a chapter in the Corpse Party storyline and more like an episode of this year’s most popular teenage aimed anime.